Family With A Pet Dog Gifts

Dog History

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Chasebook

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

Homemade dog biscuits.