Family With A Pet Dog Prints

Dog History

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'