Family With Pets Prints

'They feed me and they let me in and out, but those are the only two tricks they know.'

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

"Shh. He doesn't know he's adopted yet."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"Will you wait for me, Max?"

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

'What did we say about playing dress up?' (pets caught in the act)

Sit! Stay!

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"

Vet's Waiting Room

Chasebook

"When I was your age, I had to trudge 20 feet through thick shag carpet to a scratching post!"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog family get a baby for Christmas

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."

'Sometimes he'll come and sometimes he won't. He can tell the difference between a social call and a dinner call.'

"It's generic, guys, and very nutritious."

'I'm just grateful he didn't want ketchup on them.'

"Shake! Good dog."

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.

'Let's put it this way . . .he's caught his last frisbee.'