Family Member With Dogs Prints

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Don't even think about it."

Chasebook

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog History

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'