Family Member With Dogs Gifts

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Don't even think about it."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog History

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"