Family With Dog Gifts

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'We'll take it!'

Dog History

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'