Family With Dog Pillows

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'We'll take it!'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog History

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

Homemade dog biscuits.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'