Parent With A Family Dog Pillows

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Don't even think about it."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog History

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

Autumn Dog

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"Come on, just try it."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Very Funny."