Parent With A Family Dog Prints

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Don't even think about it."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog History

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

Autumn Dog

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Fleas Navidad.

"Come on, just try it."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'