Family With A Pet Pillows

"Come on, just try it."

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'Super Dog'

After the picnic

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Chasebook

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Dog History

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'