Family Member With A Pet Dog Prints

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

Chasebook

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog History

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."