Parent With A Family Pet Gifts

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Your love gives me strength."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

Separation

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Dog History

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."