Parent With A Family Pet Mugs

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Your love gives me strength."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Separation

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Dog History

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."