Dog Lover Within Family Gifts

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Don't even think about it."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Autumn Dog

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

'Stop barking, Winston!'

'Treason!'

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"The other pups are right, he was a junkyard dog, but he wanted more, much more, for you."

"Good dog!"

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

"Naturally he's not getting his daily exercise. With the postman on strike there is nobody to chase!"

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

Teacher's Pet

He takes being a guard dog very seriously.

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."