Dog-loving Family Member Mugs

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Good dog!"

"The other pups are right, he was a junkyard dog, but he wanted more, much more, for you."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Fleas Navidad.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Canine Scentipede

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Chasebook

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Dog Igloo.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'Click it or ticket.'

Jumping Dogs