Fun-loving Dog Parent Gifts

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Spot Quiz....

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

The Karate Kitten.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Fetching some bread

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."