Fun-loving Dog Parent Pillows

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Spot Quiz....

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Doggy-3D

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Fetching some bread

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."