Dog Parent Extraordinaire Pillows

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Examination.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'What's founder?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Dogs

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'