Dog-loving Parent Pillows

Every Dog Has His Day

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'What's founder?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

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