Pet-loving Parent Pillows

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

My Doberman's smarter than your honor roll sutdent.

'I thought you OPERATE to remove the fish-hook, Doctor!'

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Spot Quiz....

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Separation

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

The Upholstery Consultant

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Autumn Dog

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Dog at a restaurant

Balding dog

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'