Humor-loving Dog Parent Pillows

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

Skeleton playing fetch.

Conversation between Dogs.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

'Good book?'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"You stop it, now!"

"Bad dog!"

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"Is our owner hot?"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

The Haunted Dog House

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

"I never liked dogs in any of my previous lives either."

Every Dog Has His Day

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

"Were the 'Trolls' internet trolls?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'