Humor Loving Pet Parent Pillows

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

Conversation between Dogs.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"You stop it, now!"

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Is our owner hot?"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Dog Jogger

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Quick, act casual."

Tinder for dogs

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'Of course I never take you out - I can't see you wanting to cock your leg in the park!'