Joyful Dog Parent Gifts

'He keeps us young!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'What's founder?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Dogs

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'