Joyful Dog Parent Gifts

'He keeps us young!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'What's founder?'

Dogs

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'