Pet Parent's Joy Gifts

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Spot Quiz....

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'We'll take it!'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

Cat Romance

The Upholstery Consultant

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dog football

'Bone appetit!'