Happy Pet Parent Gifts

'We'll take it!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Spot Quiz....

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

The best relationships are silent.

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

Fetching some bread

The Upholstery Consultant

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Good Dog!

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"You're spoiling that dog!"