Mirthful Pet Parent Gifts

'He's had more than a saucerful I know!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Next!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

The Karate Kitten.

'We'll take it!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

Fetching some bread

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

The Upholstery Consultant

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Dog football

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

Balding dog

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?