Mirthful Pet Parent Gifts

'He's had more than a saucerful I know!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Next!'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'We'll take it!'

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Fetching some bread

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

The Upholstery Consultant

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

Dog football

Balding dog