Laughing Pet Parent Gifts

Beware of the Dog sign: Is he really dangerous? No, I put up the sign to boost his ego!

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

The Karate Kitten.

K9 Literati.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Fetching some bread

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Is our owner hot?"

Dog football

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

Distracted dog walker.

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus