Laughing Pet Parent Gifts

Beware of the Dog sign: Is he really dangerous? No, I put up the sign to boost his ego!

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

The Karate Kitten.

K9 Literati.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Dog football

"Is our owner hot?"

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

Distracted dog walker.