Fun-loving Pet Parent Gifts

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

Brass Band

Spot Quiz....

Using dog's tail as its lead.

Cat sharpening claws on grindstone

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

Dog at a restaurant

"You gotta keep throwing it or they'll start whacking us again."

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

To them it's just a Prada handbag

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Doggy-3D

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."