Fun-loving Fur Parent Gifts

The Curb Dog Club

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Spot Quiz....

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"You stop it, now!"

Fetching some bread

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."