Fun-loving Fur Parent Gifts

The Curb Dog Club

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Spot Quiz....

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

The Karate Kitten.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'