Fun-loving Parent Gifts

'Sorry Mom, but what happens in kindergarten stays in kindergarten.'

"I see your mom really gets into April Fools Day."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'

'Now might be a good time to tell you I'm gay.'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Kid pushing trolleys and people together.

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Beating Dad at Chess.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Day, will you take me potty?"

"You have to at least try, Timmy. Your father built you a participation trophy case."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Shopping trolley

"My son refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?"

'No, I am not buying you Homebrewing Barbie! Your father will end up playing with it more than you!'

"And if you don't finish your vegetables, Daddy will take you to a Knicks game."

When his wife was out, Dave liked to perform experiments to measure the power of Danny's burps.

Girl Practice

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

Soccer Moms Without Kids.

Local drives had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

We fell asleep on the hayride.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Going to the Park

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."