Playful Parents Gifts

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

'What's the matter? You said I could go out to play wearing my new tie!'

'Have you something that doesn't break every time he hits someone with it?'

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

Children's Nursery

"Your parents bring the presents, and he takes the credit."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Baby swinging on the stork's beak.

Please queue here for contraction service.

'His is bigger.'

'One thing I know for sure, I'll never force my dolls to go to school.'

"She's a natural!"

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'Will this be fun or do I have to behave myself?'

"Chocolate Jesuses!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Werewolves of London..."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."