Playful Parents Pillows

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

'What's the matter? You said I could go out to play wearing my new tie!'

'Have you something that doesn't break every time he hits someone with it?'

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

Children's Nursery

"Your parents bring the presents, and he takes the credit."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Baby swinging on the stork's beak.

Please queue here for contraction service.

'One thing I know for sure, I'll never force my dolls to go to school.'

"She's a natural!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'Will this be fun or do I have to behave myself?'

"Chocolate Jesuses!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Werewolves of London..."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'