Parental Playfulness Pillows

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Balloon Kids

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Wagging Dog

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Werewolves of London..."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Thank you bubbles

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?