Parental Playfulness Mugs

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Werewolves of London..."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Wagging Dog

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Balloon Kids

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Thank you bubbles

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Where do I put the batteries?'