Fun-seeking Parent Mugs

Bouncy Harrods - Mothers Only

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Werewolves of London..."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'The kids were so sweet...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Spot Quiz....

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Circus Act

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'