Fun-seeking Parent Prints

Bouncy Harrods - Mothers Only

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Circus Act

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"