Fun-loving Parents Prints

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Switchback Playground.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

I am to blame.

'Her first telekinesis!'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Werewolves of London..."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."