Playful Families Prints

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Werewolves of London..."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Circus Act

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'