Fun-loving Family Prints

"Have you seen my sticks?"

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

"I can't wait to have kids - work in the yard."

"Please tell me you can airbrush this out later in Photoshop."

Skateboarding

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

Summer Holiday Countdown

"Sorry kids, Mama went drinking last night."

Multisports

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Excited children watch as Dad builds a tree house - only for their parents to use it and not let them in.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A child blows up a piñata

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Mixed Doubles.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Swinging

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Balloon Kids

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Jeff's Smorgasbord