Fun-loving Parents Mugs

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Switchback Playground.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

I am to blame.

'Her first telekinesis!'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Werewolves of London..."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.