Thrill-seeking Parents Prints

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

On the brink.

"Werewolves of London..."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

End the Winter Blues

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

YOLO vs YODO

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"