Thrill-seeking Parents Gifts

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'She's just great with the children.'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

The rocket powered skiier

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

On the brink.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

End the Winter Blues

"Werewolves of London..."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

YOLO vs YODO

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Circus Act