Thrill-seeking Dog Parent Gifts

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Spot Quiz....

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Fetching some bread

'Good book?'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dog football

Dog at a restaurant

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"