Dog Parent With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Good book?'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Conversation between Dogs.

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Good, but not Great Danes.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

"You stop it, now!"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Bad dog!"

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"Is our owner hot?"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Bad Dog

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Mobile Phone Mobile.