"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"
Dog Parent Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the humorous side of being a dog parent? Our collection features witty and warm designs that poke fun at the quirky, lovable nature of dog ownership. Whether it's for a new pup owner or the seasoned pet parent, these gifts add a touch of humor and heartfelt appreciation to any dog lover's everyday routine. From playful mugs to cheeky t-shirts, find the perfect way to say 'I love my dog' with a smile.
"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."
"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."
Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.
'They sure have small litters.'
Conversation between Dogs.
"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"
Good, but not Great Danes.
"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."
'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'
'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'
'Good book?'
'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'
"You stop it, now!"
"I told you not to let him out of your sight."
"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"
"Is our owner hot?"
Woman Walking a Trojan Horse
"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."
Labradoodle/Labradon't-le
Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'
'You're lucky you can't read.'
'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'
"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."
"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"
'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'
"I like the new scratching post so much better."
'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'
"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."
'Time out!... Scooper!!'
'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'
"Goddam Dogs."
'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'
'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'
"Guess what I learned in band class today?"
Dog Parent Humorist Gifts Collection
Dog Parent Humorist Mugs
Discover more hilarious and heartfelt dog parent mugs that celebrate your furry friend with a splash of humor. Perfect for caffeine lovers and dog enthusiasts alike.
Dog Parent Humorist Pillows
Find the perfect dog-themed pillow to add humor and comfort to your living space. Ideal for any dog parent who loves to relax with a laugh.
Dog Parent Humorist Prints
Browse our witty prints that honor the amusing side of dog parenting. Great for decorating your home or giving as a humorous gift.
Dog Parent Humorist T-Shirts
Explore our collection of playful t-shirts for dog parents who love to wear their heart (and humor) on their sleeve. A fun way to showcase your pup pride.