Dog Parent With A Twist Gifts

Fido's begging days were over.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'Grrrr....'

'What's founder?'

Dogs

Upper East Side Dog Park

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.