Dog Owners With A Twist Gifts

'Grrrr....'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Gym Dog

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'Beware of SUV.'

"Pampered?"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Houdini's Dog

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'Good book?'

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

A dog reads a newspaper

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

'How to make money in the stock market.'