Adventurous Dog Parent Gifts

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

Walking the dog.

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

Walking in the woods.

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Baby escape.'

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'Careful, he bites.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

Temptation.

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."