Dog Adventurer Gifts

Walking in the woods.

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"A little help, please."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Dog on a plane.

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Your bone."

Dog fetches dice

'Mice escaped again@?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

Canine Tours

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

Wanted dog! reward!

Bypass the Falls

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'