Animal Adventurer Gifts

Fishing for Bull.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'So! It's you who has been scratching up my door!...'

Just when you think it's gotten about as bad as it can get...

'He must have crept in at night. The important thing is to stay calm.'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

Elks on a motorcycle at an Elk Crossing sign.

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

'Boy, I don't know what they've injected me with, but I feel great!'

'The sign says not to feed them, Fred.'

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"

'Quick, follow that cat!'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

'I'm hoping to get a pony when I'm older!'

'Would you prefer a tiger to eat you, or a gorilla.'

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

This is classical in hiring: she's trying to unsettle the candidate to find out how he reacts point blank to the unexpected.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Seated Elephant

Wanted dog! reward!

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

"That isn't the trophy that I had envisioned."

"Cute, but is he a good guard?"

hedgehog life raft.

'So much for free running!'

'A rare glimpse of the African Antennalope.'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

'I wouldn't worry about your little Rudolph being different: He has a bright future ahead of him...'

"Tell him you've got headache."

Alligator Farm.

"My Pet Lemming"

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."